Oxford does it. Cambridge does it. Trinity College, Dublin does it. Why not ?
"It will not be easy to produce a low-cost, high-quality three-year
curriculum for a college degree, but now is the time to try," Sen.
Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.), a former education secretary and a past
president of the University of Tennessee, told a group of educators
this year. "Today's economic crisis and tight budgets are the best time
to innovate and change."
Passing over the fact that a lot of people still work during the summers to pay tuition and expenses, and on and on and on, there is a huge difference between Oxford, Cambridge and Trinity College and Party School U or Ginormous State University someplace. Literacy and relevance. I know a lot of Americans who graduated in three years--they were very bright, had a clue as to what they wanted and had the money for all those extra courses and summer sessions. They were focused, and didn't care that much about booze, broads, bridge and bullshit. They're all drones now, of course, but they got done in three years.
Have you talked to an American kid lately? They're terrified of graduating because of the debt burden and 10% unemployment. The newest "doing the right thing" commercial from Liberty Mutual (not Liberty U, which should probably lose it's tax exempt status over the latest madness, but what the hell? Why not suppress speech and argument. Do you need to be able to logically debate the issues and pay attention when you're swinging a viper around to show how much you trust Jesus? Do you?You talking to me?(AXE, ...calm down. This is not about Zombies worshipping Zombies...and, if Jesuah ben Joseph was really a Maccabee, he'd definitely been down with barring people you don't agree with. Hell, he'd probably have been done with killing them. Falwell's university is not true to the true Jesus...whatever the hell the guy actually said. Seriously...)
There, I'm better. Education, not bad sense. That's what I'm wondering about. The latest Liberty Mutual doing the right thing is telling your kid you're going get laid off, he's going to have to drop out of school and be a fucking migrant farm worker and sex slave, and the kid says, "Shit pops. I'll just join the Air Force..."
But critics said they fear that an undergraduate's academic and social
experience would be compromised by shortening it to three years.
College would tilt more toward job training and away from the
broad-based education many U.S. schools have offered."Most high governmental officials who speak of education policy seem
to conceive of education in this light -- as a way to ensure economic
competitiveness and continued economic growth," said Derek Bok,
president emeritus of Harvard University. "I strongly disagree with
this approach."
Well, of course. Let's face a few facts -- most curriculums are more like job training. Always have been. Why aren't you in an engineering school? A business program? Pre-law? Pre-med? Pull your pants up, get a haircut and maybe you'll meet more girls. Shit...HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THESE LOANS BACK! So you have a degree in liberal arts? How does that work?
There is some truth to that. As a guy with an undergraduate degree in philosophy with a cute little gold key that opens nothing and a guilt feeling because I never did get that degree allowing me to pontificate at Amherst to a crowd of rich young twits every year about Sarter, Schopenhauer and Pop Culture, education doesn't guarantee anything. It does guarantee the ability to frame a situation. But, if you want a good job, get a degree in math and a MBA.
The thing about Harvard and Yale and Oxford and Cambridge is that deep down, they are upper class schools with a lot of rich kids. I agree that as a human being, the socialization of the undergraduate experience is probably just as important as the education. Where else would I have been able to live in a hothouse environment, and focuse on...booze, broads, bridge, guitars and poltics? But, there is a difference between what education is and what people think it is. Remember, the mantra is not "to be a better person" or "to be a whole person," or "to live a full life..." it's "to get a good job, get a good education." Mine got me a rifle, a rucksack, and a guy from Georgia with no teeth cursing me while I was crawling through mud. It got Agi a cubicle. It got El Serracho a cubicle. It got IOZ a job with a nonprofit, but of the various left-libertarian-anarcho-syndicalist types that I virtually hang around with, IOZ has the most genteel background. Of course, he's the most radical of the group by far, and he makes full use of his education and his life experience. It got Mr Fun a job watching the river flow for unbearable assholes. But, even though we may not have the greatest jobs, we are able to look up through the bars of our prison and see stars. Of course, we question their reason for existing, make snarky remarks about their sexual identities and call them motherfuckers, but still...
An awful lot of kids in colleges would be better off with what the Brits call a "polytechnic..." a trades school. A lot more would be better off in an "Arts School..." Richard Hammond of Top Gear , Keith Richard and lots of other folks went to those things. But, since nobody makes things and god help us if anyone actually pays attention to the arts, those alternatives are limited. Jagger, of course, went to the London School of Economics...
So, without four year college educations where would we be? Where would folks like me get to learn how to play LouieLouie in Latin, or sheltered teenage girls get to experiment with their sexuality and undergraduates explore Satanism or concoct plans like carving Obama's name in their chest...upside down...to get McCain elected? I guess I don't know...but, I do know this. Lamar Alexander is a dickhead. Everytime someone complains about needing to add innovation and efficiency to an institution, whether it's the American League or the College of Cardinals or the Stanford Cardinal, bad things happen.
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