AXE's corollary to Kristofferson's Theorem...

Kris Kristofferson was on his way to a drunken early grave when he sobered up -- Johnny and June probably had something to do with it someplace -- turned to club soda and lime as opposed neat Tequila and, reflecting on his marriage to Rita Coolidge, opined, "Never sleep with someone crazier than you are." Well, I'm not sure on that one. I'm reflecting the list of women I've slept with, and except for the former nun, they were all crazier than I was. Oh, and the unannounced lesbian liberation theologian. (Weren't they the same? I don't think so, but AXE is old, old, old...) But all the rest have been crazier than me. Spouse, significant other, various other encounters -- all fits.

However, Mr. Kris probably has far more to reflect on. However, I believe that this is definitely a true statement...Never divorce your wife to sleep with someone who's less than half your age when her IQ ties your age. In spades if she's less than your age.  As Clarkson says, "Why are you still alive?"