"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo
"I can never quite tell if the defeatists are conservative satirists poking fun at the left or simply retards. Or both. Retarded satire, perhaps?" - Kyle
"You're an effete fucktard" - Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom
"This is the most pathetic blog ever..." - Ames Tiedeman
"You two [the Rev and el Comandante] make an erudite pair. I guess it beats thinking." - Matt Cunningham (aka Jubal) of OC Blog
"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl
Damn, now we can be sure the fucking thing won't work right!
Remember the Swiss supercollider? We were building one up in North Texas and somebody cancelled the project but the EU stepped right up to the challenge of building a big hole in a big tunnel and speeding atoms through it as fast as the little fuckers can speed in the hopes of causing collisions and thus ending the world while the Euro is worth more than the dollar. Or something. Or Nothing. Remember, it's largely French. . Solving the problem of the origin of the universe; spending megaEuros on a stimulus project. Well, among the people doing this was a French guy, of course, who appears to be an al Queida terrorist, of course. Being of Algerian descent, of course. Like Camus. Except he's a Muslim, so he'd be more like the guy Camus' antihero in The Stranger wasted because it was Tuesday. Of course. Obviously, If he was a deconstructionist, it would have been too ironic...So, he must be a Sartian Maoist existentialist. Or something...ideologically speaking.
A French physicist with the European atomic research centre at Geneva was
charged with terrorism offences by a Paris judge tonight after investigators
alleged that he had offered to work with the north African wing of al-Qaeda. Adlene Hicheur, 32, who is of Algerian origin, was arrested last week with his
younger brother after intelligence agents intercepted his alleged contacts
on the internet with al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM).
Oh well, we keep being disappointed by these people. Now, for a gratuitous New Jersey bad ass Stevie Nicks/Tom Petty cover...
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