September 30 was Blasphemy Day and we missed it. Originally conceived as a day of solidarity with teh Danish Mohammed as a nut cartoons, the UN shot it down in the Security Council because it was offensive to a helluva lot of the people in the UN because they are as nutty as John Bolton. On Acid. Being screwed by Michelle Malkin with a strap-on while doing crack. Or, something.
As Penn Jillette says, we should all say something blasphemous; he recommends that if you are religious, you should say something to mock your own god, but then, maybe you're not that religious. Problem there -- while he says fuck god! what is a defeatist to say? Fuck Tiffany? Of the Medusa-haired cunt? Not with Rick Santorum...sorry. (Being a goddess, Rick's dick wouldn't suffice for her...)
As Penn Jillette says, we should all say something blasphemous; he recommends that if you are religious, you should say something to mock your own god, but then, maybe you're not that religious. Problem there -- while he says fuck god! what is a defeatist to say? Fuck Tiffany? Of the Medusa-haired cunt? Not with Rick Santorum...sorry. (Being a goddess, Rick's dick wouldn't suffice for her...)
Comments