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resounding reviews

"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo
"motards" - Bravo Romeo Delta of Anticipatory Retaliation
"I can never quite tell if the defeatists are conservative satirists poking fun at the left or simply retards. Or both. Retarded satire, perhaps?" - Kyle
"You're an effete fucktard" - Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom
"This is the most pathetic blog ever..." - Ames Tiedeman
"You two [the Rev and el Comandante] make an erudite pair. I guess it beats thinking." - Matt Cunningham (aka Jubal) of OC Blog
"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl

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Have you ever wanted to comment on a site and gotten pissed off by the robot guards and not commented? I know I have; I suspect others have. However, now that we have received two comments from a fucking on-line website in fucking Kiwi and Kangaroo land offering commenting almost coherently about the topic, I have gotta say, the ROBOT GUARDS ain't working. Now, often as not the discussion is almost coherent to begin with; but I want to thank On-line Viagra for the suggestion that we post a song about anal sex. I'm not going to do it, but thanks for the suggestion. Instead, here's something really awful...I actually prefer the Archies Cover to this one...why do people think bad Reggae horns are better than Viking horns as backup is beyond me. That would at least be different...