One stop hillbilly-wetback degenerate hangout...with a view of Mt Rainier

Cockfighting, automatic weapons, meth and pot grow operation --damn, there are times I miss the Shire of Ectopia. If this occurred here in the Crossroads of Opportunity with the jobless rate hovering locally around 20%, nobody would notice. But, in Graham? Outside of Tacoma...people need to remember, there was a reason that Neko Case fled to New Hampshire and Loretta Lynn went back to Tennessee and Courtney Love actually was able to get in a band...the place is terminally weird...volcano escape routes, tsunami warnings, vampires, Indian Casinos, floods same place, same time next year, Ichiro and bestiality brothels involving gay cross-species encounters between men and horses. And, in family value-rich Eastern Washington, they take homicidal maniacs out on the state dime for snow cones and midway rides...Petting Zoo, anyone?