El Serracho was driving through the Shire of Ectopia on Friday and some Hobbit rear-ended his rental Corolla (Seriously, talk about letting the side down bro...should either have been a Yaris or a Hummer! Maybe a Mustang GT convertible. A Corolla is so...Shakesville.) and somehow moderately damaged his wife. Appeared from the picture he sent that it pants his car, which was odd. That, for no reason, makes me wonder about Michael Jackson and Republicans. Well, the reason actually is that the Annals of Improbably Research sent me a video, and not unlike Mike, Crow, and Servo I found myself drawn to it like one of Pavlov's siberian wolves.
This one was about "medical cannibalism" which, it turns out, was quite the fad until the 18th Century. Appears that nothing the old docs from the 11th century on like more than grinding up some poor dead shit's millenial old body and forcing it down the throats of those who were willing to pay. One English guy actually dug up what appear to be early Britons and ground up their bones as well.
What has this to do with Jackson or the Republicans. Well, most people figured out due to the lack of anything like success that the mummy didn't do a lot. Unlike bleeding, which would make you weak and then ultimately kill you, the best you could appear to hope for from magic mummy powder was to clear up you constipation. Yet people kept pushing it and taking it. Not unlike solving all the problems in the world through prayer and tax cuts, hence my thought about the Republicans. Christianity and Tax Cuts -- the powdered mummy of the 21st century.
As for Jackson, I never want anyone so basically harmless yet amusing to die. The people who let him have "sleepovers" with their pre-teen sons, sure, Tiffany ought to fuck them over just 'cause they are stupid or greedy or both. But, Jackson needed help. Hillbilly heroin and demerol, one of the pharmacopeia's precursers of heroin weren't the help he needed. Michael Jackson, Rush Limbaugh and Herman Goering -- junkies. He was obviously in need of a lot of kind people speaking in soft voices and a constant applause track. Here's MJ, wearing a Burka! Here he is hanging Prince Vladamir the 14th out of a bathroom window by his feet! Here he is going to trial in his pajamas. Here he is moving to Dubai. Watch him screw over Paul McCartney...Harmless but amusing...yet, a lot of people are enthralled by the freaky little guy. So, I'm wondering if they were to chop up his skeletal remains, how much could you get for a piece of Michael Jackson? Would the ghouls who stood around a hospital waiving signs about how much they loved the guy grind up his bones and drink it in a tea to make them young? Or, would they carry the relics around, claiming to be able to cure depression and feel light on your feet if you only believed?
Well, the top two earners, supposedly, among dead musicians are Elvis and John Lennon. Guess the little guy will be bumping heads with them. Probably John will alternately egg them on and then seperate them, depending which side of his multiple personality is manifesting itself at the time.
This one was about "medical cannibalism" which, it turns out, was quite the fad until the 18th Century. Appears that nothing the old docs from the 11th century on like more than grinding up some poor dead shit's millenial old body and forcing it down the throats of those who were willing to pay. One English guy actually dug up what appear to be early Britons and ground up their bones as well.
What has this to do with Jackson or the Republicans. Well, most people figured out due to the lack of anything like success that the mummy didn't do a lot. Unlike bleeding, which would make you weak and then ultimately kill you, the best you could appear to hope for from magic mummy powder was to clear up you constipation. Yet people kept pushing it and taking it. Not unlike solving all the problems in the world through prayer and tax cuts, hence my thought about the Republicans. Christianity and Tax Cuts -- the powdered mummy of the 21st century.
As for Jackson, I never want anyone so basically harmless yet amusing to die. The people who let him have "sleepovers" with their pre-teen sons, sure, Tiffany ought to fuck them over just 'cause they are stupid or greedy or both. But, Jackson needed help. Hillbilly heroin and demerol, one of the pharmacopeia's precursers of heroin weren't the help he needed. Michael Jackson, Rush Limbaugh and Herman Goering -- junkies. He was obviously in need of a lot of kind people speaking in soft voices and a constant applause track. Here's MJ, wearing a Burka! Here he is hanging Prince Vladamir the 14th out of a bathroom window by his feet! Here he is going to trial in his pajamas. Here he is moving to Dubai. Watch him screw over Paul McCartney...Harmless but amusing...yet, a lot of people are enthralled by the freaky little guy. So, I'm wondering if they were to chop up his skeletal remains, how much could you get for a piece of Michael Jackson? Would the ghouls who stood around a hospital waiving signs about how much they loved the guy grind up his bones and drink it in a tea to make them young? Or, would they carry the relics around, claiming to be able to cure depression and feel light on your feet if you only believed?
Well, the top two earners, supposedly, among dead musicians are Elvis and John Lennon. Guess the little guy will be bumping heads with them. Probably John will alternately egg them on and then seperate them, depending which side of his multiple personality is manifesting itself at the time.
Thank God, at last i found this video!
Posted by: title bond | 19 April 2011 at 05:58 AM