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21 February 2009

"This is going to fail, but it's going to be sooooooo funny."

I dislike Rap. Hell, I hate it. I don't get it, and my Paddyass white brain doesn't find it musically or intellectually interesting. In this, I am sure I resemble my father trying to get his head around Bob Dylan and not getting it. That said, I accept that I am an old white guy and I don't like contemporary teenage rock either. It's a generational thing...but, I am a big fan of keeping it real.

I'd been meaning to write about Jamamster Mikey Steele's effort to re-brand the Republicans as an urban-suburban hip hop thing, kind of like tweed jeans that ride so low as to show your jockey shorts, but really thought that it was so ludicrous as to be almost tautologically stupid. Then I read IOZ's piece, and decided I needed to add something. This is the best example of intellectual dishonesty and bankruptcy since...shit, since a long long time. Only the greatest White R&B Band of all time can describe it. Here's my comment...

You gotta get the chorus of "mutafuckah...mutafuckah...peas out!" going in the background to get the whole effect.  So, let me get this straight? Johnny B "Bonemaster" and MitchyMitchMC are headed to the "heartland" to do what, exactly? Breakdance in the Rotary in Tuscaloosa? Get down with it in Clovis? Join with MC Rove and the less Talented members of the Drew Carey troop at some Father and Song banquets at the San Angelo CYO?  As Melissa Harris-Lacewell, 30ish professor of politics and African American Studies at Princeton told Rachel Maddow, "They see Obama as Superman, and they wanted to get kryptonite. You get Kryptonite from Superman's home planet, so they went to Planet Blackguy! Planet Old Blackguy...This is going to fail, but it's going to be soooo funny. I can't wait...Peace out, Rachel." Peace out, IOZ! Mutafuckah...

So, here's the whole commentary. This doesn't require snark at all...this guy has got to be a Democratic mole in the R's stable, or they are really, really, really in trouble. Maybe they could get the highest elected Black Republican, the guy who chairs the Texas State Railroad Commission to team up with Steele and a bad Aerosmith cover band to do Walk this Way at their next fish fry. 




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