Air Force told to establish control of nuclear arsenal... Or, as poet-philosopher Denis Leary would put it...WWW.Whatthefuckisthematterwiththesepeoplecom!!!
Ok, there are few things that make me wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Thoughts like, oh, waking up next to Sarah Palin...driving a Yaris...finding all my guitars replaced with ukuleles. You get the idea. However, one thing that does get to me is the thought of criminal incompetence around nuclear weapons. . Among the other things I used to do back when I dressed like a tree, slept on rocks, ate out of a plastic bag and such was teach young lieutenants about nuclear weapons. I know a log about nuclear weapons...Now we used to subsidize demilitarization of the goddamn things for Russia, but that program wents tits up on, oh, January 20, 2001. So, yeah, some guy named Yakov could have been selling shit to al Quieda for a long fucking time, and we'd have no clue. But, our own stuff was safe, secure, controlled and guarded. Well, turns out that it probably wasn't. You know, Gates fired the Secretary and Chief of Staff of the Air Force over this not so long ago. Do ya think the other idiots in that organization didn't get the fucking memo? Did these fucking people think this was a goddamn training film?
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