Oh, yeah, that was Yoda. Anyway, the Hobbits have come out and in their ineffectual, dithering, screwing things way have had their way with her, endorsing Hillary Clinton for President of Middle Earth. Or Texas. Or someplace similar...
OK. This puts her over the edge. Not the top of course. All that's lacking for that is the endorsement of Naomi Judd and Gary Coleman. On the fantasy front, possibly Aaragorn will now endorse Huckleberry. The Dwarf, whatever the fuck his name was, will endorse McCain. The Orcs will caucus and endorse Mitt Romney. Orcs are resistant to change. Legolas will note that he is cuter than Barrack Obama and will challenge him to an archery contest.
I thought that it would be hard to top the Huckleberry Celebrity Endorsements by Rick Flair and Walker. Obviously, I did not possess the audacity of hope. We can always achieve new summits of the nadir...
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