the defeatists!: Take that, NRA! Guns don't kill people; rookie cops kill people. Like their wives.

resounding reviews

"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo
"motards" - Bravo Romeo Delta of Anticipatory Retaliation
"I can never quite tell if the defeatists are conservative satirists poking fun at the left or simply retards. Or both. Retarded satire, perhaps?" - Kyle
"You're an effete fucktard" - Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom
"This is the most pathetic blog ever..." - Ames Tiedeman
"You two [the Rev and el Comandante] make an erudite pair. I guess it beats thinking." - Matt Cunningham (aka Jubal) of OC Blog
"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl

Take that, NRA! Guns don't kill people; rookie cops kill people. Like their wives.

One of the first things I was told about guns was that they were not toys. This was repeated over and over again throughout my childhood -- where I had lots of toy guns, by the way -- and throughout the career in the Army. Pointing a gun at someone you do not intend to kill generally ends badly. However, this one is so bad it's actually silly. Barney Fife shoots and kills his wife while practicing his quick draw with a .45. You can't accidentally touch off a round on an automatic, unless you've already done something stupid like cock the weapon and have a round in the chamber. Barney is delayed starting his new career as a sheriff's deputy until they bury the poor wench. Not sure who the Darwin award should go to in this case, but it really should go to someone.

Posted by Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes at 07:46 PM | Permalink