I'd still wear a cup

every once in a while it's good to feel good about yourself - this world, it beats you down, you know?

well if a legitimate national security threat ever rears its imaginary head, I'm proud to say I could possibly take 27 five-year olds in a fight. 

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

                            TYLER
                 Any historical figure.

                             JACK
                 Okay... Ghandi.

                             TYLER
                 Good answer.

                             JACK
                 You?

                             TYLER
                 Abe Lincoln.  Big reach.  Skinny guys
                 fight till they're burger.

yes, yes we do.  it's these little mental victories that keep me strong and virile. 

don't let the bastards get you down - especially if they're wielding sticky Legos.

Comments

[Agi]

27...all that cyclocross must pay off. Too much beer and too little soccer keeps Agi unfit to fight over 17. Then again, it ain't easy to battle snarling jumping five year olds when I'm as tall as Bob Costas...

[Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes]

For some reason, I keep think of this as a new Seinfeld episode, "Mr. Fundamental dominates the dojo..." and picture Michael Richards freaking out about the little fists of fury.

[kids footwear]

Looks interesting. I would take a look at the report you've telling. I wish I could learn something new from it.