Or, to quote Dennis Leary, "Wwwdot What the fuck?" Ana Marie Cox had a bit from Twitshit de Dweeb's ("AKA The Decider...hehheheh") latest attempt to bullshit the American people where he announced that Saddam killed all the Mandelas. She thinks it's some kind of cultural symbolism sort of thing. I disagree. Twitshit don't do no cultural symbolism. He's nothing but a literalist -- Moses wrote Genesis, God created the fat bitch on the view who isn't sure about the shape of the earth in 7 days, and Saddam killed all the Mandelas. As well as all the Leibowitzes, Dylans, and Bushes in the Baghdad phonebook. Bishop Usher says so...I have to wonder if Twitshit is even aware of the existence of an actual Mandela. I have problems thinking that there are people talking to him asking where all the Mandelas are. Is it Mandela or Mandelae?
I thought Cheney killed all the Mandelas in the 1980s. Or was it those buddhist wheel things - Mandalas? Either way, our prez acts like a dry drunk.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | 22 September 2007 at 08:11 AM
Our president is just naturally high -- one power, Jesus and petrochemicals. This could be the first presidency to end when his wife and dog kill him in the night...
Bush supposedly just quit and found Jesus. I know of very few drunks who just quit without AA, rehab and so on. I know of fewer blow-hards who could quit without AA, rehab and time spent in a rubber room. He could be the exception that proves the rule, but I doubt it. He just found another vice to substitute. Power.
Posted by: Crusader AXE | 22 September 2007 at 12:21 PM