From the people that brought you our reptilian overlords comes magic lumps of shit you bury around the place to defeat evil. Dubya is a puppet of the New World Order and the only way to stop them is to preserve your precious body fluids...err, I mean, use Orgone generators, i.e. these little lumps of shit that scare away the trolls and dementors, I mean, err...well, somehow they produce this energy stuff that among other things
Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornados headed your way
-Asphyxiates evil, evil beings can't breathe around it and it burns them!
-Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard. (Damn, why didn't I think of that. Lumps of congealed batshit to ward of Satan, Cthulhu, telemarketers, girl scouts and Jehovah's Witnesses..and, don't let me get started on Barry Manlow greatest hits CDs)
-Nullifies the effects of the strong subliminal messaging NWO towers erected everywhere
-Stops ELF and EMP attacks (Electro-low Frequency and Electro-Magnetic Pulse weapons)
-Helps you sleep better
-Stops sleep abductions ( I personally would sleep better knowing I wouldn't be abducted by the NWO, the NWA, the SLA or Mafia...I actually sleep pretty well.)
-Emits positive energy, evil can't stand being around it! ( Wasn't that Oddball's line in Kelly's Heroes, about playing music for postive energy? Or was that vibrations? And is there a difference?)
-A defensive weapon in the last days to combat the NWO (End Times Comin' PAW!)
-Stops headaches and migraines, improves overall health...(Well, without the demonic entities and the extra sleep, you'd hope so...)
-Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes and Tornados
Now, granted that as Cthulhu's official campaign site, we would appear to be pro-demonic beings. But then, we don't expect him to wake up. So, Crusader AXE is all for erradicating evil...I just suspect that the solution looks less like a lump of calcified rat droppings. But, I've been wrong before. Although, I suspect not here...when even a pro-orgone article in Wiki has to acknowledge that it's a bit flakey, well, one wonders. Well, it turns out that one of the biggest advocates in contemporary pop culture -- the standard for judgment used by, well, people other than me -- is Kate Bush, noted fruitcake entrepreneur and songstress...Kate Bush, noted fruitcake entrepreneur, songstress and very, very meaningful person...hell, sign me up. Well, not me. Sign up Captain Capitualtion -- he'd dig the whole Cloudbusting -- Donald Sutherland as William Reich and Katie Pooh as his son video.
A buddy of mine--actually, the guy who introduced me to Our Reptilian Overlords--once built an orgone accumulator. "Hey," said me, "Isn't that just a plywood box."
"It's particle board," he told me. We left it at that.
Posted by: IOZ | 22 August 2007 at 01:38 PM