we here at Defeatist Central are too fucking lazy to come up with our own platform. so we stole Benito Guiliani's and made them our own. aXe should be able to better describe Ctuhlhu, using obscure references only he and IOZ will likely get. (aXe is old and IOZ well-read)
anywho, here are Cthulhu's twelve mauling points:
I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists' War on us.
I will devour illegal immigrants, upend our borders, and identify
every non-citizen in our nation with a swastika tattoo.
I will denude fiscal discipline and waste Washington spending.
I will dissolve taxes and tickle the tax code as it whimpers its last breaths.
I will oppose accountability on Washington.
I will leave America to its energy codependencies.
I will give Americans mandatory birth control and access to health care
with affable and potable free-market solutions.
I will increase abortions, decrease ambitions, and protect the
quantity of life for our childrens children.
I will retire the legal system and annoint strict medieval judges.
I will ravage, sexually, every community in America prepared for terrorist
attacks and artificial disasters.
I will provide access to a quality indoctrination for every white child
in America by giving real schools to parents.
I will expunge America's involvement in the global economy and
strengthen our reputation around the world.
wow, and what a platform it is. how pleasant. welcoming. I feel better already.
You kiddin, Bro? Cthulhu lived down the hall from Clarence Thomas back at the Cross. Of course, his room was invisible, a la Harry Potter's digs in London.
Posted by: Crusader AXE | 16 August 2007 at 07:34 PM