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10 August 2007


Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

I think this is probably some sort of mystical body of Christ thing, but then again, it could be Ted Haggard. I think the problem with the thing is not the gay-ness, EL S and welcome back. It's the deadness. Anal with a guy who's been dead for two millenia plus or minus may not be gay, but it is definitely weird. Actually, it would most likely be a sex act with shards of bone and a pile of dust. So, sexual relations with a guy who's been dead for 2000 years would be basically onanism, which is perfectly normal for prepubescent boys. Hope that helps with the wife...

Comandante Agi

The line "through him, with him and in him" that the priest recites in Catholic mass always made me giggle. As for Lisa H. I guess she would agree with Donnie Davies.

Oh, and welcome back dude!

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