Campaign Ads for the Dark God

The resemblance to Reagan is amazing.  Obviously, this guy has great production values. " I'm here to answer all you pathetic questions and idiotic inquiries..." "When the time is right I will walk the land and no effort of purity and love will mark the limits of my madness..." "What am I going to do after I destroy everything? That's like asking a teenager what they're going to do after the prom. Maybe I'll leave the party before somebody has to clean up!" Not where the lad is registered to vote, but what the hell... Cthulhu answers your question. He recommends against broiling babies..."What is enough? Less than too much and more than you have!" ""One telemarketer down and three million to go..."