Forsaking all others...Dulcinea, be mine

Open Letter to Maureen Dowd --

I remain totally steadfast in my adoration of you. Like Agrippa for Octavia, I know it's doomed, but please come to Barstow in the Winter for a weekend of wild sex and smoothies and country rock and roll.

The AXE has been sad of late/ So much of life begins to grate/ The spouse stays in Ectopia Shire/Which at least saves all the listening...The significant other has gone away/Confusion abounds in all her days/Chasing her parents down the days/ Of dementia, Alzheimers and Guilt...Only Maureen Dowd remains constant...Dulcinea, be mine. XXXXX and OOOOO

Adoringly,

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Ok -- that's silly. Be oh so true. She skewers my biggest disappointment of 2000-2004 and today, John McCain. "So some guy stands up after John McCain’s luncheon speech here yesterday to a group of business types and asks him a question.“I’ve seen in the press where in your run for the presidency, you’ve been sucking up to the religious right,” the man said, adding: “I was just wondering how soon do you predict a Republican candidate for president will start sucking up to the old Rockefeller wing of the Republican Party?” She then wonders why he isn't pandering to Americans?  Finally, she says what a lot of us are saying silently in our minds as we consider Chuck Hagel and Barrack Obama (my new dream unity ticket! Vote against that ticket, mofo!) saying, " Sometimes I miss John McCain, even when I’m with him."

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[Comandante Agi]

Rockefeller Republicans have been on the endangered species list for at least 15 years now...