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30 September 2006


Comandante Agi

Horrible American pop music just might be the weapon we need to win the war on terror. I can picture al Sadr's head exploding while being forced to listen to "Afternoon Delight" on endless repeat. Why waterboard? Force detainees to 24-hour viewings of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton videos...

sometimes when I get angry I want to explode.

I think it's a healthy, existential way to channel this feeling. anyone know anything about explosives? Iv've got a vest...

Comandante Agi

tomorrow is another day
today is another bomb!


Maybe they don't hate us for our freedom, maybe they hate us because of Bobby Goldsboro. "Watchin' Scotty Grow," sure does make me want to put so-called civilization down like a mad dog.

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Watching Scotty Grow is a masterpiece compared to Honey...We never did do our recommendations of all time worst music. We did have some recommendations for Defeatist tunes, but that's different. Mandy, Honey, Kiss Me Once Before You Go-go, Native Son, More than a Feeling...the potential to utterly destroy the Islamic world's will to live is incredible here...particularly if we translated the lyrics and played them on those zither-guitars they like so much.


Blaring Manilow (or worse, Cher) is so a violation of Article 3.


My nominations:

"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
"Torn Between Two Lovers" by Maureen McGregor
"I've Never Been To Me" by Charlene
"Keep On" by The Brady Bunch
"Any Way You Want It" by Journey
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

Comandante Agi

this one has got to be on the list


Mohammad Atta lived in Germany for several years while developing his hatred for America. Could it have been partially due to The Hasselhoff Effect?

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