AGI beat the AXE to the health beat, but this one is too precious to waste. A guy from Alabama gets on a roller coaster and is "alert" at the beginning of the three minute ride and dead at the end of it. This follows two other recent deaths from roller coaster. Ok, I kinda like Alabama. Especially the barbecue joints. I can go there, have an "unsweet tea" and some pork ribs, while feeling svelte. While this one has yet to be diagnosed, it appears that the other two were do to hypertension and congenital heart failure.
So, the new craze will be having EKG machines strapped to people waiting in line. Or, perhaps a HMO can get into the act, setting a stress test monitor on the heart of people who get into these things. So, if you have trouble climbing stairs and breathe heavy at the simple thought of sex on a trampoline with Pamela Anderson, my new beloved new shire's Next Governor, well, don't ride the roller coaster!
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