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24 July 2006


Comandante Agi

American ingenuity at its best, helping us live shorter, lazier, less healthy lives. God bless this nation!

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

I wonder what percentage of global warming is caused by American flatulence? I also am noticing a really stark correlation between poor people and morbid obesity. Is it depression? Or the diet?


In the mornings I like to pilot my SUV from my gated community to the franchise-filled commercial strip, where I have an intravenous cholesterol infusion at the drive-up window of the Fatburger. Then it's back home to watch FOX News.

And every Sunday, I have my enormous body moved onto a hand truck to be wheeled into the mega-church to shout praise for The Demonization of the Week-- homosexuals, illegal immigrants, Democrats, Muslims, The UN, Jews, activist judges, or Hollywood.

P.S. There is NOTHING about gluttony in MY Bible!

the serrach

amen brother.

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