The Defeatists Join Pajamas Media!
El Comandante in The OC
March 31, 2006 5:12am
the defeatists! are pleased to announce that starting April 1 we will be the newest members of Pajamas Media! We are so honored to be among the company of fellow Pajamahadeen bloggers Instapungent, Little Green Foosballs, Protean Wisdom and Atlas Juggs. We hope to get our claws on some sweet dough from the Pajamas Media family...so please, check out the official defeatists! store for your defeatist thongs and Capitulate NowTM t-shirts!
Left: a group photo of all six of us, can you believe it? Right: Our defeatist presidential candidate Holier Than Mao mackin' it up with the one and only Miss Pamela Oshry, a.k.a. Atlas Juggs.
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The Pajamas Media deal was signed last weekend at the secret Pajamahadeen lair located next to Dick Cheney's underground bunker. The initiation ritual involved performing several of our favorite songs and then doing the limbo with Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson of LGF. Suffice to say it was a bizarre experience. But we stipulated in our contract that we will never remove our Mexican wrestling masks (anonymity is key to being a true defeatist, especially if you look like a goat or an evil Greek-American politician).
Some say that the Pajamas Media empire is sloppy, disorganized and lacking in strategy. But these dirty naysayers never banked on the defeatists coming to the rescue! We will imbue a much-needed defeatist ethos in the pajamists. We also promise to increase its immense visual power and intrigue by 200%.
Wankosphere, here we come!
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- Purblind Jism: Jeff Goldstein goes bananas in his pajamas
- Poverty Barn: Grim Veeper Taken by Grim Reaper
- Republican Fighting Systems Inc: GOP Fighting Secrets
please.make.it.stop
Posted by: blogenfreude | 31 March 2006 at 07:30 AM
We really need to spend more time with Michelle Malikin and Protein Wisdom...and, while we're at it, listening to Chinese opera and beating each other with chains...
Posted by: Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes | 31 March 2006 at 07:40 AM
We look forward to reports about what Glenn Reynolds is "really" like!
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | 31 March 2006 at 07:43 AM
That Atlas Juggs is one hot nabob!
Posted by: Spiro T. Agnew | 31 March 2006 at 08:27 AM
Please note that although most of our defeatist stuff is made in China or Sri Lanka or North Korea by slave labor using preteenage virgin paraplegics with learning disorders who will be sold into sex slavery if we don't start moving some of this crap, our pet T-shirts are made in the USA by displaced automotive and defense industry workers...USAUSAUSA
Posted by: Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes | 31 March 2006 at 01:42 PM
Awesome, the new new media!
Posted by: Fred | 01 April 2006 at 06:00 AM
But do the pj's have little trap doors in the back? Seems they might need them when a pissing fit happens.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | 01 April 2006 at 02:35 PM
Congrats. I'm not sure what the Pajama Media is, but if you think it's gonna help you guys, well...
I just hope you didn't sell out too cheap! I hope they at least give you a dime so you can make that phone call...
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | 01 April 2006 at 02:51 PM
Isn't that what dick Durban said, "What's Pajama Media?"
Posted by: Fred | 02 April 2006 at 07:09 AM
so which one of us plays the guitar again? i forget.
Posted by: rev the quitter | 05 April 2006 at 09:55 AM
I play guitar. I think Crusader Axe does too if I'm correct. Captain Capitulation raps and Mr. Fundamental plays the washtub bass.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | 05 April 2006 at 05:31 PM