Hey sisters, vant to listen to Wagner on my new nano?
News flash: Pope Benedict XVI has an iPod.
The iPod is filled with classical pieces and podcasts from Vatican radio. Standard boring stuff. Well, what can you expect from a guy who called rock music "the vehicle of anti-religion" and the proponent of anarchic freedom which is antithetical to Church orthodoxy.
So, what should we put on the Pope's iPod?
Here's a few that will spread the message of anti-religion:
Atheist Peace - Bad Religion
Bar-BQ Pope - Butthole Surfers
Hard on for Jesus - Dandy Warhols
New York City - John Lennon (contains the line "the pope smokes dope everyday")
Any suggestions?
The entire Frank Zappa catalog.
Posted by: Karl | 10 March 2006 at 09:43 AM
Has "Dashboard Jesus" by the Flaming Lips already been added? Damn this place blew up!
Posted by: Fred | 10 March 2006 at 10:06 AM
how about "i touch myself" or "aqualung"
Posted by: tomwashere | 10 March 2006 at 12:16 PM
I hope nobody ever looks at me with the facial expressions the pope is displaying. he looks like he just bite the head off of a puppy
Posted by: GraemeA | 10 March 2006 at 02:51 PM
"Godwhacker" -- Steely Dan
Posted by: onan | 10 March 2006 at 04:31 PM
Also, "Slang of Ages" -- Steely Dan
Posted by: onan | 10 March 2006 at 04:33 PM
god whacker is more like it.. coming from somone named onan.
Posted by: rev. quitter | 10 March 2006 at 04:34 PM
two more for onan:
"Blister in the Sun" - The Violent Femmes
"Turning Japanese" - The Vapors
Posted by: comandante agi | 10 March 2006 at 04:58 PM
Dear God, I have never seen a picture where that man doesn't look like the incarnation of pure, unadulterated evil.
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Posted by: jurassicpork | 10 March 2006 at 07:48 PM
How about:
It's HARD out here for a pimp?
Just can't get that out of my head for some reason.
Posted by: jacqrqt | 11 March 2006 at 04:41 PM
poor pimps.
Posted by: rev. quitter | 11 March 2006 at 04:50 PM
Choking Victim - their whole "No Gods No Managers" album
"We're gonna have to execute some rich important people, gonna burn down all the churches and topple all the steeples"
Posted by: AGHops | 11 March 2006 at 06:23 PM
wilco - jesus, etc
nirvana - in utero - heart shpaed box I think is in reference to jesus` vagina.
i hear mohummed was a hermaphrodite.
Posted by: mr fun | 13 March 2006 at 11:25 AM
Like a Prayer - Madonna
Posted by: Kanga | 14 March 2006 at 05:09 AM
I was worried that no one would mention Jethro Tull, until TomWasHere finally brought up "Aqualung." Any song on that album will do.
Posted by: Nathan Wazoo | 19 March 2006 at 10:08 PM
I'm really surprised no one has listed anything by Nine Inch Nails.
Terrible lie:
"hey God, i believed your promises, your promises and lies"
Heresey:
"god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there"
And pretty much the whole Downward Spiral album.
Posted by: Zencycle | 20 March 2006 at 09:22 AM
Catholic schools for girls give religious education to the students. These schools also encourage students to take part in the extra curricular activities and games. The dedication of the staff of these schools helps students in the development process.
http://www.teensprivateschools.com/schooltypes/Girls-Schools/index.html
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It was more or less taken for granted that everybody held certain beliefs and needed certain reinforcements of their own strength and that that came through your belief in God and your knowledge of prayer.
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