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23 March 2006


rev. quitter

could someone define "universal" for our prez please?

oh shit, just read the whole dictionary aloud to him.


... why aren't these guys paying attention to world opinion and the opinion of the United States? Shouldn't they consider world opinion and world legal theory in their courts? Oh, yeah, that's right -- because we don't and we're proud of it.

Good point. This is yet another deeply held right wing principle that they couldn't stand to have universalized.

I'm so confused.

I don't think anyone would know freedom if it hit them in the head and proceeded to enter lengthwise into the ear canal.


That fourth freedom there would put one hell of a ding in our bottom-line...

Comandante Agí

Well done. Freedoms are great and all, but don't forget to know your rights:

Number 1: You have the right not to be killed Murder is a crime! Unless it was done by a policeman or aristocrat Know your rights

And number 2: You have the right to food money
Providing of course you don’t mind a little
Investigation, humiliation and if you cross your fingers…rehabilitation

Number 3: You have the right to free speech
As long as you’re not dumb enough to actually try it.

Know your rights, these are your rights, all three of ’em
It has been suggested in some quarters that this is not enough!
Well get off the streets, run, you don’t have a home to go to

Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you

Comandante Agí

Scottie weighed in yesterday:

McCLELLAN: Well, I think you should look at the Afghan constitution. It was a constitution that was widely praised for how forward-looking it was and the values that are enshrined in that constitution. And it’s important for the government of Afghanistan to reaffirm the bedrock principles in that constitution, one of which is freedom of religion.

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