rev. quitter's incomplete friday news roundup

down, not up georgie

so much drama in the lbc indeed, let's look at the news.

we have defeatists border patrol agents who are packing them in as quickly as they pack them out. ok, that's not  fair, they only released the actual smugglers. you know, the guys with lots of dough. sadly, this is not defeatism, but profiteering. 

but we have our ex-justice sandra day speaking up on our dear leaders. too bad she capitulated by retiring during the generalissimo's term. if that gets you down then spend a moment contemplating
drunken surgery. the sweet story about the surgeon who cared so much, he was willing... no adamant about cutting someone open while shitfaced. maybe we should call this brawling healthcare workers and film it. we'll make millions.

then there's the headline you've seen a dozen times before now. is it theoretically possible to continue to hit new lows perpetually? is there a bottom? talk to me. speaking of rock bottom, this frenchman has been drugging the tennis playing competitors of his kids in order to ensure wins and keep folks quiet. oh and, by the way, noah's ark found, existence of god proven, athiests worldwide capitulate starting with me. welcome theocratic overlords!

the rev.

Comments

[comandante agi]

If all else fails, the prez will make great stand-in for the Village People.

He's got the disco pointing-finger action just right.