Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes has decided that the hobbits are gathering, lemming like, to march off the nearest high cliff. The Times leads with an article about Hamas' exiled leader Kahlid Meshal and his definitive statement of statesmanship intent -- Fuck you, Isreal, we're going to get you suckers! The Isrealis counter the the first link, with really almost Lincolnesque "malice toward none, charity toward all" approaches, centered around the theme "Fuck 'em. We were right, they were wrong, now where were those Nukes anyway?"
The nice part about this is fairly simple -- Isreal will be too busy to nuke Iran, the Dick Cheney solution to the Iranian bomb. Time to lay in some survivalist supplies -- extra decaf, some buffalo wings, maybe some M&Ms -- and wait for the next debacle. We've had Oklahoma on fire, hurricanes, earthquakes and it looks to me like the four Horsemen have decided to trade in the horses for Mustang GT Convertibles with the Cobra package....
So, democracy will triumph in the mideast...and we will have proof that the uber-anti-Defeatist, Col Nathan Jessup of the United States Marine Corps was right, "The truth? You can't handle the truth..."
Meanwhile, in part of the Pacific NW, it has passed 40 days of rain, proving the existence of Tiffany over the Judeo-Christian-Islamic fellow with the white beard, angels and all that stuff. In the words of the primary African-American philosopher, Bill Cosby, "What's a cubit..."
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