the defeatists!: i wondered what that tingling sensation in my nether regions was...

resounding reviews

"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo
"motards" - Bravo Romeo Delta of Anticipatory Retaliation
"I can never quite tell if the defeatists are conservative satirists poking fun at the left or simply retards. Or both. Retarded satire, perhaps?" - Kyle
"You're an effete fucktard" - Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom
"This is the most pathetic blog ever..." - Ames Tiedeman
"You two [the Rev and el Comandante] make an erudite pair. I guess it beats thinking." - Matt Cunningham (aka Jubal) of OC Blog
"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl

i wondered what that tingling sensation in my nether regions was...

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Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.

Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.

Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing you know you see them or receive a phone call from them? THAT'S GOD. There is no such thing as coincidence.

Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.

Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. ..
THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter day.

Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you?

NO! I was thinking of you! !

Keep this going. You have no idea which one of Your e-mail buddies could use a little hope today

i got this email from the commandante btw.

Posted by the serrach at 08:58 AM | Permalink

Comments

Here's what my friend said...

You know when you are driving on the freeway and you get killed by a drunk driver? That's God.

Posted by: comandante agi | 25 January 2006 at 09:22 AM

how about when you are sitting at home in new orleans and a hurricane wipes out purt' near the whole city? that's god sneezing. ain't it cute?

Posted by: the quitter | 25 January 2006 at 09:25 AM

You know the northern lights? That's god lighting up his bong

Posted by: Rob the Dirty Liberal | 25 January 2006 at 12:40 PM

your mom got blowed up real good by a land mine in tikrit? that's him too.

Posted by: the quitter | 25 January 2006 at 12:59 PM

AHAHA I'm so glad I sent Sean this email and that it made it all the way to a real live post. I'm also glad that it says, "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE!" because it further proves that Christianity wants you to ignore logic.

Posted by: Brittney | 25 January 2006 at 06:22 PM

you know when you are temped to use logic?

thats actually not god/dad/me or the holy sprit, or any part of the trinity for that matter. we're still not sure why it happens, but when we find out, someone is going to hell. try not to make it a habit...

Posted by: Jesus | 25 January 2006 at 06:50 PM

Thanks for sending that Brittney.

Jesus: When you have an answer, give us a ring, will ya?

Check this out: God is doing his work in Iraq right now

Posted by: comandante agi | 25 January 2006 at 10:06 PM