"I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army...I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs." - Manuel Estimulo
"I can never quite tell if the defeatists are conservative satirists poking fun at the left or simply retards. Or both. Retarded satire, perhaps?" - Kyle
"You're an effete fucktard" - Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom
"This is the most pathetic blog ever..." - Ames Tiedeman
"You two [the Rev and el Comandante] make an erudite pair. I guess it beats thinking." - Matt Cunningham (aka Jubal) of OC Blog
"Can someone please explain to me what the point is behind that roving gang of douchebags? I’m being serious here. It’s not funny, and doesn’t really make anything that qualifies as logical argument. Paint huffers? Drunken high school chess geeks?" - rickinstl
What is "it gives them a sense of control because they have no control over their own lives," Alex?
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
fuck that shit bitch.
Posted by: mr fun | 01 December 2005 at 03:57 PM
It comes under the heading of the need to reach out and touch someone, communications, ya dig? Especially with tasers or cattle prods...
Posted by: Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes | 01 December 2005 at 07:19 PM
Could it be Money? Sex? Power? Fame? Or are all these mere smokescreens for our deep-seated genetic desire to achieve love through BDSM?
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | 02 December 2005 at 01:43 AM
What is "it gives them a sense of control because they have no control over their own lives," Alex?
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
Posted by: Fred | 02 December 2005 at 06:51 AM
Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
Posted by: comandante agi | 02 December 2005 at 07:31 AM
Ummm.... small penises and secret lives as Adult Babies.
Posted by: Herr "Ausweiss, bitte" | 02 December 2005 at 08:06 AM
i guess the secret's out now.
Posted by: the quitter | 02 December 2005 at 08:12 AM
Mmmmm - my boot on your neck feels good!
Posted by: blogenfreude | 02 December 2005 at 11:59 AM