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30 November 2005


mr fun

meestah hiyucks.

"I don’t understand anything so there you go…you know what my problem is? I watch too much news, man, that’s my problem, that’s why I’m so depressed all the time, I figured it out. I watch too much CNN, man. I don’t know if you’ve ever sat around and watched CNN more than, I don’t know, 20 hours in one day…I don’t recommend that. Watch CNN Headline News for 1 hour, it’s the most depressing thing you’ll ever fucking do: WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS, RECESSION, DEPRESSION. WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS...Then, you look out your window... {makes cricket noises} “Where’s all this shit happening? Ted Turner’s making this shit up! Jane Fonda won’t sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter: ‘By 1992, we will all die of AIDS; read that on the air. I don’t get laid, no one gets laid!’" I’m writing Jane Fonda: ‘Will you fuck this guy so we can get some good news, please?’ I want to see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast: “Hey, it’s all going to work out. Here’s sports.”"

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Well, if you buy into the Christian thing about abortion, then you have to figure that God will provide, in his own way...since we have found Tiffany, we know better. The Singularity doesn't give a shit about anyone except herself.

That said, the only solution as I see to poverty, abuse and general insanity is a revolution in the human spirit. We need to have more people give a shit about something besides American Idol and pro wrestling. And, beer and cheap Korean cars...

You know, I'm pretty sure they were there someplace, but I don't recall beggers around when I was a kid. In fact, except for kids panhandling change, the first real honest to goodness begger I ever saw was in Europe in the 70s. I came back and it was an explosion. Now, when I was a kid, we were a manufacturing country, which meant jobs and employment for guys like the folks manning the interstate on and off ramps.

The fact that technology and globalization have made the jobs irrelevant doesn't make the people irrelevant. And, we can always look to the future, when nanobots do every goddamn thing...except for the infantry, we're all irrelevant.

Herr "Ausweiss, bitte"


Damn, you're bitter about Tiffany. If you could bottle that stuff....


"Skid row exists in part because we can't summon the will to create better schools, affordable housing, universal healthcare, jobs that pay a living wage, and humane treatment of people tormented by mental illness."

Now what you're starting to sound like here, folks, are gol-danged commie, pinkos!!! Remember.. the only thing worse than ABORTION is SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!!!

Ya'll make sure you take some time off between your two jobs at McDonalds and Walmart to vote aginat any stinky commie who proposes Universal Health Care.

Don't you see??? "Universlal" that's a one-universe government dominated by abortion-loving ALIENS!!! Commie aliens!!!

Why next thing ya know they'll be promoting cross-breeding!!!

Now support the troops, tax-cuts, and union busting. Get out there and do it!! Are you SAVED???? If you get sick and can't afford a doctor it must be because you SINNED. Now get right with God and go meet him. Just have enough kids for that Infantry Crusdaer mentiioned. Just you be sure you don't enjoy that procreation too much... ya worthless sinners.

comandante agi

Maybe we could apply the Bill Bennett solution: We could abort every poor baby in this country and the crime rate/poverty rate would go down. Pure economics.

mr fun

the same line, the same nerve endings, whatever urge it is, whatever pathways in the brain that leads one to such casual hysteria, because that's what it is, if you really meant or cared, you'd do more than vote your conscience. this is the same pathway of logic that brings out the religious right on election day.

did you ever have a conversation where you were actually listening rather than waiting for your turn to speak? did you let it all out now? you finished?

why do we draw the "if you're not angry, you're not paying attention" crowd? fucking plebeians.

socialization? what do you think civil society does? you just want to undock society from our social moores with the good hand of the law. how fucking 8th grade. here's that 8th grade logic: "we have to work harder to make the policy work. we have to study policy more to make it work." I wish I could create a fucking discipline, than force my fellow man and woman, at gunpoint, to support it with money they traded their time and effort for. and support more and more of it. "because it makes sense. because eventually, we'll get it right." in the mean time, just ignore the learning curve, it's real subtle along the X-axis. (that's time)

humans will never learn.

like I said, if you could make a living helping poor people, a lot more people would be doing it. and if you think you should be doing more to help, what the fuck is stopping you? why don't you organize and do something, rather than organize and force others to capitulate to the masses demands. and when the problem is fixed, disband. go home. the job is done. nuff said. hoorah.


the quitter

wow. umm.. hi mr. fun. how are ya?

comandante agi

force others to capitulate to the masses demands

Sounds like democracy. Sounds like mob rule. Give them bread and gladiator matches and the plebians will be happy. It worked for almost 1,000 years until Rome fell.

mr fun

yeah I forget what site I'm on. not to mention, created.


but casual hysteria is what it is.

the quitter

you may be pal-ing around with a couple lefties, but this site isn't about agreeing on everything. keep it up.

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