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14 November 2005

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blogenfreude

I haven' gone to a mall in about 5 years, and a boy band SOITAINLEY ain't gonna' get me there ...

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Let me get it this right? There are black people in Minnesota?

Ok, well, let's see. Their grandmothers went nuts for Elvis, Fabian and the Beatles...by the time they got into college, they were all revolutionaries and dragged their boyfriends kicking and screaming along for the ride. ( Hey, I'll admit it; I learned to play the guitar and developed political awareness as a way to get girls...)

So, maybe we'll get to relive the sixties in the teens...that would be interesting. Power to the People...off the Pigs and all that good stuff.

As for this band, sheesh. Are they a real band like Hansen or more a bunch of lip-synching sort of male dimwits like the Backstreet Boys? Could be important to chart the trajectory...

Maybe Captain Capitulation could do a review for the site -- and, we could link to their CD...or not.

reverend quitter

i think they fall into the lip-synching male dimwit category.

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Well, if the revolution is going to start in Minnesota, I guess it would be of the lip-synching male dimwit worshipper sort as well as anything.

comandante agi t. prop

Two-thousand hormone-infested screaming Tiffanys would be harder to quell than the Boxer Rebellion. I'm surprised they didn't call in a SWAT team.

rev. quitter

interesting..have you ever seen tiffany the mall singer and tiffany the singularity in the same room? perhaps tiffany had an epiphany and evolved into a greater being. perhaps it were the other way around and we can track the fall of our civilization back to the moment she first took the stage leaving us mortals to our own devices.

tiffany? why hast thou forsaken me?

comandante agi t. prop

I've actually seen Tiffany the singer. But it was not in a mall and it was not of my choosing. She performed at UCI several years ago and I caught about two minutes of her act while walking to class. I have no idea why she was there, maybe Tiffany the singularity sent her there to spread the good news...

rev. quitter

i think it might be like the holy trinity.. all in one or something. like a hungy man meal.

Tido Breeding

Why is everyone tryna dis B5?! yes they do still have boy bands and out of them all, B5 is the hottest! They were girls but they can make a straight guy go gay by lookin at them!!!I hat ewhen people dis B5, cause I love them so much that I feel like their insulting me, and I don't like to be insulted!!!!But,I feel sorry for them and those girls aren't true fans if they tried to hurt them, even if they didn't, they could have!!! I would never try to harm B5 in any way cause I'm a true fan unlike all those people no offense!!! But anyways I wish people would stop dissin them! Jjust cause they're rich and famous, doesn't mean they don't have feelings!!!!!! How would all you feel if people dissed you on the net and you got jumped by a bunch of girls?! I know I'd be histerical. So to everyone who reads this, STOP IT!!!!! Cause they have feelings too. And their fans love them so much they might do something crazy that they'll regret forever like kill the people who insult them!! And that's not a threat cause I don't threaten people cause I care about peoples feelings so stop it cause it hurts their feelings you big meanies!!!!!!!

Tido Breeding

Why is everyone tryna dis B5?! yes they do still have boy bands and out of them all, B5 is the hottest! They were girls but they can make a straight guy go gay by lookin at them!!!I hate when people dis B5, cause I love them so much that I feel like their insulting me, and I don't like to be insulted!!!!But,I feel sorry for them and those girls aren't true fans if they tried to hurt them, even if they didn't, they could have!!! I would never try to harm B5 in any way cause I'm a true fan unlike all those people no offense!!! But anyways I wish people would stop dissin them! Just cause they're rich and famous, doesn't mean they don't have feelings!!!!!! How would all you feel if people dissed you on the net and you got jumped by a bunch of girls?! I know I'd be histerical. So to everyone who reads this, STOP IT!!!!! Cause they have feelings too. And their fans love them so much they might do something crazy that they'll regret forever like kill the people who insult them!! And that's not a threat cause I don't threaten people cause I care about peoples feelings so stop it cause it hurts their feelings you big meanies!!!!!!! And I've been to their concerts, They're the best things in the world to witness!!

Ciara Stevenson

I agree with Tino, wanna know why? Cause from day one, my brother tried to dis B5. You know what I found out, Ya'll just hatin' you haters!!!! Tino's real name is Ciara too!!! She's my bff! She's their biggest fan!!! We really wanna meat 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In the word of Lil' Kim, SHUT UP CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comandante agi t. prop

Yeah reverend quitter, why you tryna dis B5, yo? Don't be a hater!

the quitter

i guess i'm just a hatin hata. hate the hate, not the hata.

comandante agi

My official message to B5:

Tido Breeding, you are an apologist for crap music, you little devil. Same goes for the other demons of the Breeding family--Dustin, Patrick, Kelly, Bryan and Carnell. You are all responsible for the moral, political and cultural downfall of Western society. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves.

I despise boy bands even more than rampant consumerism. Therefore I think B5 sucks! I officially rebuke B5 and every member of the B5 fan club for destroying the world as know it. I order you to quit music NOW and go back to school.

Sincerey,

el comandante

~clues~

I luvvvvvvvvvv carnell i dnt know if yall talk about him like that but i got to show my luv wit everyone so they would know that i LUV Carnell Fredrick H. Breeding

the reverend t. quitter

duly noted.

katie

i think b5 is hotter than hot i really like them i think they got great vocals and they are very cute

All u haters shut the hell up and get a life please. Ya just made because B5 look better, sing better, and dance better than ya whole family. Now comment on that!

Comandante Agí

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis? I can dance miles above B5. Y'all know those B5 were just some clones created in a lab. I'm the real muthafuckin deal! Suck on that you playa hata!

kristin

shut up! you so could not do what there doin. It takes real talent, and pros. not amatures and wannabees! Id like to see you try to be better than them!

Comandante Agi

You wanna see my white boy moves? check this you hata!

B5 sucks!

Gina

That wasnt you becuz it got removed you HATER you are so dumb just because they catch girls like fish and you catch girls like a 3 year old trying to trap a butterfly dont mean you hafta hate get a life

Gina

and you know you cant dance becuz we all know it too

Comandante Agi

you don't know jack. check out these moves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKwIFKveBE

the serrach

dang agi. them are some whack moves. nice voice too.

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