we the defeatists counsel an immediate, unconditional, indeed ecstatic surrender of the united states to the forces of abu musab al-zarqawi. we believe that had he been dictator of our glorious theocracy, the response to hurricane katrina would have been more capable. bureaucrats are responsive when they know that they will beheaded for their failures on national television.
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