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Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes

seriously.. i really hate hobbits.

Super Powers: Resolves complex technical issues by getting a big fucking rock; loyal beyond death, primarily to those unworthy of any devotion; reflects infinitely on complexities, then resolves them inappropriately with Hobbit-slicer, his magic AXE; able to refuse to accept anything as serious.

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