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You know, when your life starts to resemble those commercials for Windows 7 -- I thought of this crap, it's my idea -- you can be forgiven for contemplating suicide. Anyway, one of the things that Crusader AXE actually has a pretty good idea about is...nuclear weapons. I spent 23 years in the Army, with Nukes as a significant part of my raison d'etre, as they say in Lubbock. (Channeling the late Molly Ivins, whom we really need right now!) Given that my sense of humor has been not black so much as obsidian probably since I was about six, I dealt with the subject ironically. Even when I was teaching it at the Army's Intelligence Center and School; even when I was teaching things like how to target for use. When just BSing with my students, I said I preferred Nukes to Chemical Weapons because I thought they were cleaner, if employed as an air burst.
Now, I was born 59 years ago; atmospheric nuclear testing was pretty common in a lot of places. It was also pretty common in the Ocean...Bikini Atoll comes to mind, but there was a lot of it going on. Hell, Las Vegas used the Atmospheric Testing at the Nevada Test Site as a way of attracting tourists. The cast and crew of The Conquerer, a John Wayne-Rita Hayworth extravaganza about Genghis Khan dreamed up by Howard Hughes on opium were in Utah when one messy surface shot tossed tons of debris into the sky --debris that came down, downwind, in the form of fallout. Cancer and mysterious death followed over the decades.
Anyway, we haven't done that lately. Still, as I contemplated the on-going Gulf of Mexico disaster, I wondered if anyone was talking about using Nukes to stop the BP leak. At a mile deep, a small Nuke in the 2-10 kiloton range would not break the surface and could seal the leak by turning the seabed into seared, greenish rock. Now, there would be a deep burst of underwater radiation, which in itself would be a somewhat lesser problem than we might think. After all, water is a pretty good shielding material -- a mile worth of it would reduce the amount of any atmospheric radiation from a small Nuke to the negligible range. There would be a problem with radioactive water -- the ionizing radiation would definitely produce water with radioactive charges, and there would be a lot of alpha radiation emitting water as well as beta and gamma emitters.
Well, it's a helluva great idea, isn't it? Seal off our environmental mega-disaster with a mere environmental conundrum -- we're not sure what the long term effects might be, although we have a lot of scientific research available on it. What the hell, ehh? What could possibly go wrong? How hard could it be? Well, being a huge fan of the law of unintended consequences, I decided that this was a really bad idea and that nobody in a position of power would do such a thing. I pushed it aside...unlike the folks in the Microsoft Commercials, I'd didn't "tell Microsoft!" Nobody is that goddamn dumb, I thought...
Well, unfortunately this scenario has been embraced -- by the Soviet Union. And now, by the guys bankrolling the energy business. According to Bloomberg, as quoted on The Raw Story,
I hadn't heard speculation about the various superplumes of oil being caused by other leaks before, but let's just skip that until we can stop existentially screaming about this one. The article goes on cite an editorial in Komsomoloskaya Pravda that said the Soviets had done it for oil and gas wells starting in the 60s. Well, mainly gas wells. And, they didn't do it a lot. And it didn't always work -- only worked about 80% of the time. To put out gas fires...no mile deep underwater blows. So, it was exactly the same, ONLY IT WASN"T! So, given the whole, what the hell, double down on bad ideas approach to energy that we've been sucked into the last ten years, why not?
Now, we have the Soviets, the Russians, and an environmental disaster. The entire Soviet Union was a monstrous environmental disaster, and remains one today.
That said, the clown running the bank seems to imply that BP is in charge -- which has been the implication for a while in the press -- and therefore not thinking about this because they don't want to use NUKES. The bastards! Actually, why couldn't they use photon beams? Oh, they don't have any photon beams...lasers, phasers and photon beams! Why not? So, the US government should do this, and one thing we have is nuclear weapons.
Well, he is right on that. British Petroleum probably doesn't have any NUKES sitting around it's warehouses. But, the Navy does...what could possibly go wrong? Well, that's one helluva question. I have difficulty picturing a Democratic President short of Andrew Jackson, who's not available, agreeing to blow a weapon in the Gulf, although this one has enough intellectual honesty to probably at least think about it. I'd probably trust the Navy, EPA and DOE on the feasibility of this more than the Soviets 45 years ago although I'm not sure how the people of the Gulf, Mexico, and everyone affected by the waters of the Gulf of Mexico would feel about trusting an American president who blew a nuke on the seabed. The giant mutant shrimp might be interesting; maybe the next disaster to overtake New Orleans would be in the form of a huge radioactive dinosaur...
Let me just suggest if we are going to depend on nuclear weapons as the preferred choice to stop ruptured oil wells at this depth, we probably need a better plan than one I came up with while reading Aristotle and musing about bad ideas that was then validated by the Soviet Union.
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Seriously, I was screwing around looking for some guitar tabs and a link to Plan 9 from Outer Space to torment the assorted Defeatists and Malcontents when I discovered this...The Internet Archive.
Links to tons of material including things like this concert by the Derek Trucks Band with Susan Tedeschi. With download capability. Tons of material, including films, books, broadsheets and tons of other things. There are some drawbacks, of course -- copyrighted material is in scant supply. But, if you want to scan a collection of Lincoln's sayings and speeches, well, check this... Or want to watch a cheesy film with a gal with bazookas, try this, The Outlaw by auteur Howard Hughes.
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But, angry in a coherent way. I haven't tossed a lot of Dulcinea Dowd's stuff up lately because I've been utterly pissed off by the world in general. It's more fun to make the Defeatists a music blog. The Bros don't care, on the rare occasions they regain consciousness from the stench of bicycle shorts and baby diapers. El S is fixing the webs, Agi is teaching his daughter the Lydian mode on his acoustic guitar, and Mr Fun is going to Phillies Games, even when he's not. Holier is long since gone off to a self-imposed metaphysical ashram, and Captain Capitulation is channeling Leibnitz. Me, I'm still on my own road, headed toward another point of view...
However, the oil gusher in the gulf is exciting some interesting things. The top kill method is interesting...although I'm a fan of pumping old tennis balls and tampons into the damn hole. Where's the goddamn Glormar Explorer when you need it? What this country needs is more secretive billionaires who dislike bathing and cutting their nails to serve it better. Anyway, my personal beacon of hope at the Times pointed this out -- we're being fucked over repeatedly by things we've never heard of and with acronyms that make no goddamn sense at all. And, when they do make sense, they make no sense -- I'm wondering how many Department of the Interior regulators and officials lost their jobs and , oh, I don't know, WENT TO JAIL over the orgies and snorting meth off the microwave thing. As Dulcinea points out in her lead ...
And now a gazillion gallons of oil have poisoned the Gulf of Mexico, thanks in part to unethical employees at a once-obscure agency known as M.M.S. — the Interior Department’s Minerals Management Service.
And it goes from there. Enjoy...Gail Collins and David Brooks have an ongoing dialogue, and frankly, I've avoided it because Brooks perturbs me. He's too smart and too well grounded in, what do they call it, oh yeah, reality to really mean the things he says and writes. However, today's piece makes me think I've been skipping something. Beginning by talking about Lost -- which I never watched, never will watch, and have no interest in at all, Ms Collins talks about how all the characters were dead and it was like St Elsewhere and a snow globe. Brooks said he's still trying to figure out how Adrienne "Swamp Thing" Barbeau and Susan Pleschette were different, which led inevitably to a discussion of the BP nonsense. Brooks and Collins don't get our current spate of righteous indignation demands from the punditocracy. He points out that unless the president has a degree in underwater engineering he hasn't told us about, the president needs to keep doing what he's doing. However, Brooks has taken on the Rand Paul approach, which I find interesting...accidents happen, risk is inherent in human activities, and when a risk filled enterprise goes tits up, we should react somewhat more appropriately than running around screaming at fate and coming up with wild draconian measures...Collins and Brooks disagree about the role of government oversight going forward, but they do so with good sense and humor. Collins steps into Dowd's dream with this insight --"Obama must have known, when he took office, that there was some agency somewhere — probably tucked away in the governmental attic — that was going to hand him a disaster. If you’d asked him to guess, I bet he’d never have fingered the Minerals Management Service..." and Crusader AXE has to agree. This is so Bush administration...obviously, the 2000-2008 really screwed over the government. Collins raises the issue of what to do going forward, and Brooks points out very well how we're basically screwed by the nature of risk, reality and the economy. "The fact that an industry with inherent riskiness sometimes produces catastrophes hasn’t really changed my view of the industry. Less offshore drilling just means more oil tankers, a more environmentally risky mode of getting our energy." Well, since about once a quarter I throw up Yeats' centre will not hold thing, I guess I can't argue with this...
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"The magic works. Sometimes it doesn't." One of our saner readers, or at least, one who's reading this blog on the same planet with the Defeatists -- although sometimes I think Captain Capitualtion is from Mesron, where he and Alf used to hang out and eat cats together --pointed out in my post trashing Gibson for showing the Judas Priest video of Diamonds and Rust, I screwed up in posting a Dr John and Mavis Staples non-cover of Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying. He's right, totally different songs. Better song, I think but not the same. I was going to post the original band, Gerry and the Pacemakers, but at the advanced age of a few of the Defeatists and our merry band of malcontents over at Area 51, a band called the Pacemakers is into heavily Alanis Morrisette territory. And, ever since I got to see the TAMI show and saw the guy trying to cover Chuck Berry when Chuck had already gone into masturbatory self-tribute band mode, he doesn't get an AXE post. Until I recover. Gain Control Again, so to speak...which sounds like a song.
Anyway, if you need to hear a dreadful version of Don't Let the Sun, here you go. One cover I've been looking for a video of is Rikki Lee Jones cover of Gloria that she recorded at Red Rocks. It's amazing, lesbian sub-text and all; Rikki Lee points out in her intro that this song was something incredible. It was -- I first heard it in 1965 by a band at a high school dance. Up to that time, I was more into country; hated the Beatles -- really liked classic rockabilly with the accent on 'billy. Still do -- Faron Young, Carl Smith, Johnny Cash, Webb Pierce. I wish I could find some of those old records that we had...Johnny Horton's Honky Tonk Man album was excellent and would still be today. But that dance with a lousy, pimply faced bunch of dorks with Fender Guitars and Amps made me re-think my ways. I'd like to think music still does it...and Gloria was one of the ones that hit me. The lyrics were racy, for Syracuse at Catholic HS dance in 1965, but that wasn't what did it...the break, that lousy, simplistic little blues run, with the reverb turned up to 15 on a 12 setting amp. That was it. Rethink the world...As she says, she was twelve when it came out, and she's never forgotten it, so she'll never grow old...
Still,when I think of rock and roll, I think of covers. If the song can only be done by the originals, it's not rock and roll. Odd way of looking at it perhaps, but rock and roll is supposed to be played in bars, and skating rinks, and high school dances. Why do the Stones always try to find a club or two to play in unannounced on every tour? Why do Bruce and the E Street Band show up to "sit in" with the various lights of Jooisey? Because that's rock and roll.
Like to point out that if you listen to it, you'll be on Yahoo Music on the Link to Rikki's version of Gloria. I would use Lala, but Apple has decided to core that, and I've not figured out if they're intending to keep the Lala ability to add music. If I can find a similar free service that I can figure out, a challenge for a Luddite called AXE, well, I will. And if anyone has a video of RL Jones doing Gloria, I'd appreciate a copy. Oh, Gloria...Notice Patti Smith shaved her underarms for this song!!
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So much madness, so little time. However, has anyone else noted the similarity
between Faber College and the Tea Parties? Niedemeyer and Dick Armey bear a startling resemblance, and who can look at Sarah Palin without recalling the blonde dipshit tugging on Greg Marmalarde's member while wearing rubber gloves, and not envision the Govern-later trying to get one up for the Gipper?
Ok, that's in bad taste. However, I write under the name Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes for the Defeatists. Get it? There might be some serious content in here, and I guess there is a good deal of the time, but I do not profess to lead anyone or to be a serious commentator about anything. I care more than is good for me, but I don't want to be in charge. I want people to think...and I am appalled at what passes for thinking in this country today.
The virtual takeover of the Republicans by the Teabaggers (Who may or may not choose to teabag each other publicly or privately that's up to them, and if the Teaparty stands for anything, it's for making limp dicks stand erect...) is really amusing on one level and sad on so many others. The Republicans descended from the Whigs and the Know-Nothings but found a message that resonated with the idea of limiting slavery. They found a spokesman named Abraham "the original Gorilla" Lincoln who won the election of 1860 and reality made a shift. Lincoln had been dubbed that by one of his rivals...whom he made Secretary of War, and of whom he said "Did Stanton say I was a damned fool? Then I dare say I must be one, for Stanton is generally right and he always says what he means. ". Of course, Lincoln represents all that is best in our National mythology...and if he saw what has happened to his party, he'd cry. Of course, being a melancholy type, he cried a lot. Maybe Teddy Roosevelt who along with Robert La Follette and the progressives tore through the corruption and bribery and theft and muck of the late 19th and early 20th Century. No, they'd both stoke out. Or, there's Dwight Eisenhower who pointed out the dangers of the Military-Industrial complex or there's William F. Buckley bitchslapping the John Birch Society or there's Earl Warren, Republican governor of California leading a Supreme Court that simply by agreeing that the constitution meant what it said, right was right and wrong was wrong...
Nope, instead they're dominated by idiots who say that lower taxes tax them to much; who decry improved health care for all; who often as Medicare or VA recipients of government health care demand that the government keep its hands off their healthcare; who aren't satisfied with the State of Hawaii's often provided proof of Barrack Obama's birth are upset that he hasn't shown them his original because you can't trust the government but no one can forge an original birth certificate. It's ok to go to a Presidential event carrying a .44 Magnum on your hip; it's OK to shout down opponents with all the obscene and vile statements you can come up.
Oh, yeah -- these bastards are for the most part older than AXE, and as my brothers pointed out, I'm old. I don't get in bar fights anymore; I don't call cops pigs; I don't spray paint graffiti or vandalize other people's property. I have better things to do. These people don't.
So, I was amused at first and then just pissed at the Republican party in Maine for their antics not just at their convention but at an example of their approach to democracy. Maine is a caucus state, and in the best tradition of the New England town meetings, the various districts or covens or whatever needed more space to meet. Some met in a school. One group of fine, upstanding Great Americans met in an 8th grade social studies teacher's classroom. They didn't like the decor so they ripped down a historic reproduction of a union poster and replaced it with a partisan bumper sticker advising the "Working People -- VOTE REPUBLICAN!"; and, while they were at it, they figured they'd go through the Teacher's desk and file or supply drawers where they found Un-American stuff like copies of The Constitution. The ACLU had provided them, and that's enough to make it Un-American. In their minds.
Now, while Jon Stewart and Lewis Black have put Glenn Beck in his place on his "Nazi-tourettes" the Tea Party are as bad. And, in this case, they're vandals. The "official" Republican Party has apologized, sort of...but frankly, that's not enough. I've always liked Maine -- kind of like Texas only with nicer weather in the summer and moose. Downeasters tend toward common sense, politeness and a desire in general not to intrude or interfere. Valiant, helpful, neighborly -- Joshua Chamberlain and the 20th Maine at Little Round Top. Not blowhards...This is not the sort of behavior that Maine is known for; conservative, sure. But, not stupid.
Well, this is the new way. The behavior of this caucusing group represents the fascist tendencies that we ignore at our peril as a nation built on ideals of liberty, life and the pursuit of happiness. Of course, the last thrity years have been an absolute debacle for those ideals; and now, the Teabaggers are the sans coulettes of a new reactionary swing. It'll be interesting.
Let's close with some more Lincoln.
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