You know, Crusader AXE is frequently dumbfounded by the antics of Hobbits-on-the-Make. Someone will probably get one of these for Christmas, I'm a bettin'. The basic WTF aside, are you fucking kidding me? Death is a lot of things, but stuffing for a teddy bear is not one I'm willing to endorse. I expect my ashes to be scattered, maybe in the Ohio River by IOZ if he's feeling charitable, or possibly by my spouse and the significant other, accidentally while fighting over the shoebox near Canon de Chellie. I wonder if this little thing would be the answer to Lebowski's 
urn problems? In addition to wondering what sort of sick fuck could dream this up, I'm wondering about the incredibly sick fuck who would think it was a good idea. And, can you imagine the Funeral Home that pushes it? Sheesh, kind of a combination Chuckie Cheese and Mortuary...not a combination this atavistic Irishman can endorse.
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