A month ago, few even knew that Huckabee was a former governor of Arkansas, let alone a Republican candidate for president. Then karate-movie tough guy Norris -- with a cult following big enough to populate three continents -- announced he was in Huckabee's camp. (They share evangelical Christian views.) Suddenly, Huckabee became the presidential example of tough-guy cool. You thought Fred Thompson was going to be the law-and-order candidate? He was looking like a worn-out hound dog Wednesday night as Huckabee strode into the debate with the still buffed-up, 67-year-old Norris by his side.
A Huckabee-Norris ticket would go all Major Scott McCoy on the asses of any and all political competition...
That's how Chuck treats U.S. soldiers. Just imagine what he would do to foreigners. Vice President Norris would make Dick Cheney look like Captain Kangaroo. Hugo Chávez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are in for a smack-down.
No one gets in the way of Chuck Norris' desire for cheap oil.
Especially when God, Jebus and the entire fucking army of angelic warriors are on your side:
But, umm, wasn't Jesus an adult man when he *allegedly* fed people with loaves and fishes?