Bitting her on the ass before devouring her soul.

Senator Larry Craig.(R.) Iowa

The news that Larry Craig retired and is "going to fight like hell!" to clear his name is expected and not worth discussing at length. It is symptomatic of Cthulhu rising and our bright future under the malign leadership of the God that cannot be named and Candidate for Life Benito Guiliani...Crusader AXE wonders if dipshit realizes that the withdrawl of his plea bargain would mean that he'd get to go to trial. In Minnesota. Not for disorderly conduct but for lewd behavior. And, of course, for obstruction of justice in that he lied to the cop...So, good times ahead there.

There are few things the AXE likes more than pretty girls; and, unlike a lot of people, Crusader AXE isn't all that afraid of spiders. I confess to shooting one once with a black powder pistol, but there were extenuating circumstances, and I was in my colorful phase. Mrs. AXE, the significant other and most of the women in my life, now that I think of it, are terrified of them. The argument that they eat the mites, fleas and smaller insects somehow doesn't make them friendly. I admit to having a strong fear of snakes. Actually, I think the right word is animus as opposed to fear. I see a snake, I leave it along. So, the news that the Great State is under attack by spiders is somewhat worrisome. A lot of the women in my life  who are terrified by snakes are in Texas. I imagine a horde of screaming blondes with big hair and .44 magnums descending on the giant sprider web screaming at their significant others to hurry up and bring the family flame thrower. Trust me; an angry Texas woman confronting a spider is a terrible thing to behold. Those Texas spiders are fucked...

Nope, what concerns me is the news that Miss Tennessee was bitten by a rattlesnake in lying in wait working with a brown recluse, in sort of an L-shaped ambush similar to those used by al Queida in Mesopotamia. While Miss Texas was not immediately available to kill the bastard with her minaraturized .50 caliber, rhinestone encrusted sniper rifle, Miss. Iowa, Miss. Wisconsin and Miss Mississippi raised to her aid and she's doing fine. Not sure where the snake bit her, but since she backed away from the spider (Note, Brown Recluse spiders are dangerous, but not as dangerous as a rattlesnake and a helluva lot easier to kill. Keep that in mind when attacked by this tag team...)one can only hope...err, guess...err, AGI is beaming in on the Defeatist cam that it was on the foot. Damn...so much for a snake-beauty queen variation.

So, Cthulhu is adopting a radical approach, using vermin as advance persons,,,errr, entities. On the other hand, having met a few political operatives over the years and watched more, advance vermin seems sort of appropriate. Next, watch all the hamburgers turn purple or something, preparatory to eating our souls...

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[Ames Tiedeman]

Interesting...