After a hard day's work wrangling over unpaid parking tickets, nothing refreshes better than Democraticade...
- 50% fewer calories and 75% less guilt than Republicanade
- A full glass per day maintains adoration for liberal bloggerati
- Half the price of GOP-brand Jesus Juice
- Unique blend of vitamins helps one bring a world of pain on fellow war party members
- Amino acids provide increased doubletalking skills
Available where all fine products are sold.