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22 December 2006

"God Told Me To Skin You Alive"

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Sacrifice of Isaac, Caravaggio, 1598

Last year God told Lashuan Harris of Oakland, CA to sacrifice her three children. Like Abraham, she trusted God and obeyed his command. She threw her children into the cold San Francisco Bay one by one where they all perished.

Sometime between 2001 and 2003 God told President Bush to "end the tyranny in Iraq". Also like Abraham, the President obeyed, and sacrificed U.S. soldiers and Iraqi civilians to please God. The sacrifice has been going strong for over 45 months.

Harris is currently on trial for murder. Her lawyers are using the insanity defense. Meanwhile, the president  continues to occupy the highest office in the land. He has over two years left of his term to unleash insanity upon the world.

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Given the misunderstanding of Milton Friedman by this junta, I mean regeime, I mean, gaggle, I think the CEO president figures it's not a good thing to kill those who depend on you for leadership and guidance on a retail basis, but on the wholesale basis where you get economies of scale and scope it can be a good thing. This is why C students should not get MBAs -- they're confused enough and then all that math gets to them...

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