El Comandante in The OC
March 31, 2006 5:12am
the defeatists! are pleased to announce that starting April 1 we will be the newest members of Pajamas Media! We are so honored to be among the company of fellow Pajamahadeen bloggers Instapungent, Little Green Foosballs, Protean Wisdom and Atlas Juggs. We hope to get our claws on some sweet dough from the Pajamas Media family...so please, check out the official defeatists! store for your defeatist thongs and Capitulate NowTM t-shirts!
Left: a group photo of all six of us, can you believe it? Right: Our defeatist presidential candidate Holier Than Mao mackin' it up with the one and only Miss Pamela Oshry, a.k.a. Atlas Juggs.
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The Pajamas Media deal was signed last weekend at the secret Pajamahadeen lair located next to Dick Cheney's underground bunker. The initiation ritual involved performing several of our favorite songs and then doing the limbo with Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson of LGF. Suffice to say it was a bizarre experience. But we stipulated in our contract that we will never remove our Mexican wrestling masks (anonymity is key to being a true defeatist, especially if you look like a goat or an evil Greek-American politician).
Some say that the Pajamas Media empire is sloppy, disorganized and lacking in strategy. But these dirty naysayers never banked on the defeatists coming to the rescue! We will imbue a much-needed defeatist ethos in the pajamists. We also promise to increase its immense visual power and intrigue by 200%.
Wankosphere, here we come!
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