Huh? Scott McClellan has come out of the closet?...Hmm, that would explain how gay prostitute Jeff Gannon gained press access to the White House for almost two years...
Actually McClellan has announced that he is leaving the Bush White House:
Bush said McClellan had “a challenging assignment.”
“I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity,” the president said. “It’s going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days.”
McClellan was named press secretary in June 2003, not long after the United States invaded Iraq and had first been a deputy to Ari Fleischer in the job — a White House position with daily visibility rivaling virtually everyone there except the president.
Come on, Ari could spin miles above Scottie. Ari had balls. Scottie's been showing a sad desperation in his job for the past year or so. Too many lies have begun to eat away at his soul.
So let's hear it for the Number Five Defeatist of 2005 who has sealed his fate in the annals of defeatism.