7 more reasons to curse the love of christ

  300% more feisty than Bokonon, just as pissy as Tiffany...

The defeatists! were tagged by Manuel to engage in this pointless exercise. initially, we considered refusing the orders, but that just ain't like us. So we have coalesced back into our uber-self in order to complete the following meme:

Seven things i say (and may have lifted from somebody else)

1. que no sabes nada?
2. curse you tiffany
3. if something is difficult, it may not be worth completing
4. split a piece of wood, and i am there, lift up the stone and there you will find me
5. i once heard about a guy who smoked his own sausage. i thought to myself, that must be one tough son of a bitch
6. tiffany, into thy hands i commend my soul
7. this "7 things" business is a pain in my arse

Seven Books I like

1. Doors of Perception, Aldous Huxley
2. Steal This Book, Abbie Hoffman
3. The Sot-Week Factor, John Barth
4. Simulacra and Simulation, Jean Baudrillard
5. Everybody Poops
6. Dominon, Matthew Scully (bleadin' heart - pro animal nonsense added to the list to please the rev.)
7. The Metamorphosis, Kafka

Seven movies i enjoy

1. reservoir dogs - pure defeatism. every single character dies
2. Barfly - how else to be defeated than to never try?
3. Fight Club - we very much enjoy the punching, by ourselves, of our collective face
   
4. Being John Malcovich - getting inside people's heads can be fun
5. Any Disney film with a soundtrack by Randy Newman
6. City of God - reminding us why we like favelas cities
7. Amores Perros - the old man in the film has a strange resemblence to our collective self

Seven more books i enjoy (this multiple personality disorder can be a bitch)

1. Mother Night by Vonnegurt
2. Concluding Unscientific Postscript by Soren Kierkegaard
3. I Jan Cremer by Jan Cremer
4. The Devil and the God Lord by Jean Paul Sartre
5. Who Killed Daniel Pearl by Bernad Henri Levy
6. The Onion Eaters/ The Ginger Man by JP Donleavy
7. The Forgotten Soldier by Guy Sajer...(Oh, to have Bush endure just one iota of Guy Sajer's experience. For example, on the Russian Front, it was so cold at times that they would just cluster in heaps to try and sleep. They'd lay there shivering until someone would say, "I have to piss..." At which point they'd all get up and the guys who didn't need to piss would take off their mittens and the pisser would piss on their hands to try and get their hands warm...for a second.) (Actually, on second thought, that sounds like something the neo-cons would enjoy...)

Seven things I enjoy about cities

1. lots of police
2. strict and enforceable home association rules
3. city council is friendly to business
4. Able to obtain nourishment from the air by chewing
5. Opportunity to hang out with a 1 million or so of your closest friends, many of whom seldom bathe
6. Concrete jungles of artifical shopping centers where I can experience true freedom
7. A Starbucks on every corner

Seven things i cannot do

1. understand, for the life of me, why everyone does not love celine dion
2. Stop speculating about the Bush twins sex life
3. Conceive of a half-full glass as being a good thing
4. Understand how John McCain is still a Republican
5. Think of three more things I cannot do

Seven things i must do before i die

1. deathbed recantation of everything I have ever thought or said
2. Avoid existential decisions by getting killed
3. Become a licensed minister in the church of Tiffany and perform a gay wedding, a dolphin wedding and a animate-inanimate wedding
4. Become immortal
5. Visit Machu Picchu while chewing coca leaves
6. "Vodka Service" with the feralcow at that swank bar in montreal'
7. locate and dispatch manuel estumilo

To whom will I pass this wretched exercise?

I nominate Velid, Neil Shakespeare, Rex Kramer, Robot Buddha and Big Buddha Puppy.

Comments

[Robot Buddha]

You heartless bastards!

[The Heretik]

Good shtuff.

[reverend quitter]

i'm happy to see that jesus had the forethought to wrap up those nasty hand-wounds. gun powder can cause a nasty infection.

[velid]

Okay, but the curse stops here.

[Manuel]

Is well done defeatists. It show what you can do if you think very hard.

Where you to dispatch me to? Is a prize?

[BigBuddhaPuppy]

Since I was tagged in my commments...answers will be coming soon...