Bill O'Reilly, fresh off of legitimizing a hypothetical terrorist attack upon San Francisco, has now pledged that he will publish an online list of "smear merchants" of the "anti-military internet crowd". I do believe his metamorphosis into Senator Joseph McCarthy is complete.
So, I promptly emailed Bill (email@example.com) and asked him to publish my name on his smear merchant list:
I was wondering if you could please add me to your far-left smear merchants list. I heard that you were taking names of people who don't think military recruiters belong in high schools. Please DO add me to that list. Also, I was wondering...Do you plan on starting your very own Un-American Activities Committee? Maybe you and Ann Coulter could lead the damned thing. Any-who, here's my smear.
Have a great day Bill. Go easy on the interns, will ya? And make sure the vibrators have adequate lube...
agi t. prop
Drop Bill a line if you get a chance like Blogenfreude did. Let him know that you are un-American because you don't like military recruiters lying to high school students.